to mordor, and back again

let me tell you about my journey to mordor...

i thought mordor was somewhere in middle earth, apparently, i was wrong. its located somewhere along el pueblo, and you can find it only on a certain date during june. for this year, it was on the 18th, yesterday. the place was swarming with orcs, or urukhai, whatever they are called. they wear either black shirts with some things like, incubus or tool written in front. or no shirt at all. some of them have chains hanging by their jeans. its purpose, i don't even want to imagine!

they have this urukhai barricade so humans like us can't pass through.. they have their flags raised high, as a symbol of their strength, us being unable to go on.

when i got the chance, i tried to talk sensibly with one of the orc leaders, and i asked them how many of them are there.

"10,000 strong" he replies.

i would've said... "let them come" but they all started their humping sound.. "uh! uh! uh!" in a very rhythmic manner, while stomping one foot on the ground, raising their flags high above ground. it scared the fucking shit outta me.

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so much for another fete entry.. everyone has one. so i am not gonna tell you what kinda things happened there, you'd probably see it on some other blog.. so ill just post some pics, some of no interest, and some of which are very controversial.

part1: at dencios where coni and treated us a couple of beers

*sabog*


*the most controversial of all*


*hmm*


*jenie watches her loved one making uu*


*ugly shot*

part 2: on the way to mordor

*another ugly shot*


*h-h-w-w-p-s-s-p, wtf?!*

part 3: somewhere along the outskirts of mordor, damn we can't enter remember?!

*i was hit by an orc's poisoned arrow, my eyes!*


*the poison still has it's effect after a few hours*


*aba, may na-extra*

damn, i wish i had more orc and urukhai pictures. oh, and ive probably spelled tons words incorrectly. fuck! i need to know these stuff.